The DaniJohnson.com Team
DaniJohnson.com has always been about more than just one person. None of what we do would be possible without the team of remarkable, dedicated and hard-working people we’ve been blessed with.
Take a moment to put some names with faces.
The Comeback Kid.
Notorious Christmas-light snatcher.
One-Time Champion Stiletto Racer
Is sleeping with the General Manager
Invaded Canada inside a giant wooden Beaver.
The artist formerly known as "Phillips"
Doesn't discuss "The Incident"
Originator of the duck lips.
Zelda master and Steampunk aficionado.
Enjoys slow walks to the restroom.
Once successfully crash-landed a merry-go-round.
Rare hamster collector and hairstylist.
Renaissance Festival Jousting Quarter-Finalist
So fresh and so clean clean...
Still collects Beanie Babies
Professional baby rhino impressionist.
Multi-platinum Polka Player.
1997 Maryland State Freestyle Hacky Sack Champion.
Wielder of "Space Magic™"
One Schmidt short of a schadenschmidt.
Accepts gifts in the form of carne asada.
1993 GQ Man of the Year
Collects and wears Superhero underoos.
The truth is... I am Iron Man.
Just can't get enough Taco Bell!