The DaniJohnson.com Team
DaniJohnson.com has always been about more than just one person. None of what we do would be possible without the team of remarkable, dedicated and hard-working people we’ve been blessed with.
Take a moment to put some names with faces.
The Comeback Kid.
1993 GQ Man of the Year
Notorious Christmas-light snatcher.
One-Time Champion Stiletto Racer
Is sleeping with the General Manager
Invaded Canada inside giant a wooden Beaver.
Once wrestled a baby pygmy sloth.
So fresh and so clean clean...
Can quote Shelley Duvall's Fairytale Theater by heart.
But she has a big heart <3
Originator of the duck lips.
Zelda master and Steampunk aficionado.
Enjoys slow walks to the restroom.
Rare hamster collector and hairstylist.
Owns a pet Raven named Cox.
One of Us.
One of Us.
Renaissance Festival Jousting Quarter-Finalist
Still collects Beanie Babies
Professional baby rhino impressionist.
Multi-platinum Polka Player.
1997 Maryland State Freestyle Hacky Sack Champion.
Wielder of "Space Magic™"
One Schmidt short of a schadenschmidt.
Accepts gifts in the form of carne asada.
Collects and wears Superhero underoos.
The truth is... I am Iron Man.
Just can't get enough Taco Bell!